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Kitty Horoscope for 2024

Milka, the hour catstrology expert, has created your free annual horoscope! Find out what your zodiac sign has in store for you today!

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Capricorn

(December 22 – January 19)

2024 emphasizes self-discovery; licking your belly, you will find this white color you didn’t know you had.

Expansive Jupiter enters your House of Health, saving you several visits to the vet office. Saturn, your ruling planet, retrogrades, making you fight the neighbor’s cat; prepare your claws, Kitty!

The year also brings two full moons in your sign that you will enjoy meowing at 4 am next to your human bed. As Venus enters Capricorn twice, your human will not be mad at you, even if you keep your night serenata for several months. Still, kitty, please don’t abuse your human patient, or the chicken treats amount per day can decrease in retaliation.

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Aquarius

(January 20 — February 18)

Dear kitty, you need to ignore your humans more; this will strengthen your relationships with them; remember: the more you ignore them, the more they will try to get your attention, and they will be your slaves.

The year begins with a significant shift as Uranus, your ruling planet, goes direct, encouraging impactful changes in your future; you will need to be careful with hairballs. The transformation continues as Uranus retrogrades again from Sunday, September 1, suggesting more evolution in your domestic environment; the humans may change decorations or invite strangers to your home. In relationships, 2024 challenges you to balance your amount of food with the portion of treats you need to protect your stomach kitty. Professionally, you will become the master of waking up your slaves during the night!!

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Piscis

(February 19 — March 20)

This year is marked by transformative eclipses and a crucial retrograde of your ruling planet, Neptune, emphasizing the need for self-care and self-clean. Your coat must shy this year Kitty!!

The year’s first major lunar eclipse affects your House of Sex, bringing
higher chances of little kittens if you are not spayed or neutered.
So if you plan to go to the party, remember the consequences, kitty.
This year encourages you to explore both the sweet and passionate aspects of your relationships with the dog. Remember that you need him to be blamed when you break something.

Saturn spends the entire year in your House of ancestors, guiding you to deepen nap with your guides to Egypt time, where you were worshiped. 

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Aries

(February 19 — March 20)

Prepare for a year marked by transformative eclipses and a crucial retrograde of your ruling planet, Neptune, emphasizing the need for self-care and self-clean. Your coat must shy this year Kitty!! The year’s first major lunar eclipse affects your 8th House of Sex, bringing higher chances of little kittens if you are not spayed or neutered. So if you plan to go to the party, remember the consequences, kitty.
This year encourages you to explore both the sweet and passionate aspects of your relationships with the dog. Remember that you need him to be blamed when you break something.

Saturn spends the entire year in your 12th House of the Unconscious, guiding you to deepen your spiritual journey, whether that’s through tarot, Egyptian ancestor worship cats, or watching invisible gosht around the house.

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Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

This year brings the unexpected, with Uranus remaining in your sign until July 2025.

Uranus introduces elements of surprise and unpredictability, so expect your human to put you on a weight control diet or bring a new cat home. These phases prompt shifts, so try to sleep in new antigravity positions in the most unconventional way to bring you luck and good fortune.

However, Venus, your ruling planet and the symbol of love, beauty, and wealth, does not enter retrograde this year. This is great news, as Venus retrograde often leads to whiskers tensions and veterinarians’ visits and advise against significant changes in napping time.

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Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

This year brings the unexpected, with Uranus remaining in your sign until July 2025.

Uranus introduces elements of surprise and unpredictability, so expect your human to put you on a weight control diet or bring a new cat home. These phases prompt shifts, so try to sleep in new antigravity positions in the most unconventional way to bring you luck and good fortune.

However, Venus, your ruling planet and the symbol of love, beauty, and wealth, does not enter retrograde this year. This is great news, as Venus retrograde often leads to whiskers tensions and veterinarians’ visits and advise against significant changes in napping time.

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Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Pluto moves into your 8th House of Sex, inviting you to explore new realms of sensuality, whether that means visiting the neighbor’s cat, embracing sexual fluidity with a maincoon or siamese kitties, or delving into kink and fantasy with catnip.

Then, Pluto shifts into your 7th House of Partnership, heralding significant but positive changes in your closest relationship with the dog. It then returns to Aquarius, allowing you to end the year with a focus on a deep, sensual panther look.

Because your ruling planet is the moon, the lunar eclipses may impact you more intensely than others. These eclipses could leave you feeling sleepy more over the human keyboard, so prioritize self-care, particularly rest, during these times.

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Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

Leo, the year starts with Uranus retrograde influencing your House of Social Status, a phase crucial for reshaping your furry image even if you don’t have a pedigree. Pluto’s transit in 2024 underscores important changes in your relationships with your paws and stomach health; avoid fish and rabbit for 3 months.

The year puts a spotlight on self-care, with an emphasis on solar eclipses, as you’re ruled by the sun. While eclipses often bring upheavals, it is a time of notable shifts in your social life; you need more time with your human instead of meawing around the neighborhood at night. Take it slowly, kitty.

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Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

In 2024, your confidence in catching mice will reach new heights. The year starts with Pluto moving into your House of Health, a transition ideal for revitalizing your coat and beauty routines.

Consider experimenting with a new collar. As your ruling planet, Mercury’s retrogrades in 2024 may hit closer in your cat toys, and some of them can be lost. The year begins with a lot of productivity watching squirrels and birds, testing new scratching posts, and more.

Yet, be prepared for typical Mercury retrograde challenges like humans changing your cat litter or a new cat sitter later in the year. While they may bring some disruptions, they also offer chances for introspection and progress in your busy feline life.

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Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

2024 features two intense eclipses in your sign, which may stir feelings of anxiety, hissing, and growling around. However, Venus, your ruling planet, remains direct all year.

When Venus is retrograde, petting time tends to feel sluggish, and human attention slows down. But in 2024, you’re free to indulge in as many treats as you desire and follow your human to the bathroom all the time.

A new moon in Cancer brings unexpected opportunities to find catnip in the garden. The arrival of Mars in your 5th House of Pleasure creates the perfect moment to show your belly and demand all your human attention.

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Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Pluto retrograde will emphasize the importance of taking long naps over the couch, grooming your fur every day, and eating more wet food instead of dry since it is good for your skin.

As 2024 nears its end, Mars starts its retrograde, encouraging you to reduce bird watching and any other stressful activity. Your ambitious nature for catching house insects might resist this change, but remember that rest is vital for long-term productivity and health.

This year, Kitty avoids burnout at all costs; sleeping 16 hours a day is not enough. Instead, it’s about finding an equilibrium between active passion and moments of purring calm.

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Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

This year, you will be stressed out by two eclipses that potentially disrupt the cans of tuna in the market. It will be hard, but you can potentially adapt your picky tongue to salmon.

Come fall, Jupiter, your ruling planet, goes retrograde, so you will establish more wellness rituals before going to the cat tower, like running around the house or making biscuits more time than usual. 

Unlike Jupiter, Venus doesn’t retrograde this year, offering freedom to explore new rooms in the house, like basements or attics. Take this opportunity to hunt mice and reaffirm your chief of mouser position in your home. 

 

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